From Handbook of the Union Universe

Sonja Johnson
Player:
Origin:	Mutant
Archetype:	Stalker
Level:	50
Primary Set:	Martial Arts
Secondary Set:	Ninjitsu
Epic Set:	Confidential
Personal Data
Real Name:	Sonja Johnson
Identity:	Secret
Aliases:	None
Species:	Human 2.0
Date of Birth:	Unknown
Age:	Unknown
Height:	207 cm
Weight:	108 kg
Build:	Athletic
Eye Colour:	Confidential
Hair Colour:	Blonde
Skin Complexion:	Confidential
Distinguishment:	Confidential
Medical Status:	Triple X chromosomes
Financial Status:	Confidential
Religion:	Atheist
Sexuality:	Bi
Marital Status:	Single
Known Relatives:	Confidential
Biographical Data
Nationality:	Swedish
Ethnicity:	Confidential
Legal Status:	Confidential
Place of Birth:	Confidential
Education:	Confidential
Occupation:	Web developer
Group Affiliations:	Stalk Dot Now
Base of Operations:	Confidential
Residency:	Confidential
Known Powers
Powerful kicks
Known Abilities
Confidential
Equipment
Confidential
Awards and Collections
Confidential
Licenses and Certificates
driving license, kill
IC Accessibility of Article
This information is not accessible IC

Contents 1 Introduction 1.1 Appearance and Outfits 2 Affiliations 2.1 Relationships 3 Personality 3.1 Primary profession 3.1.1 Curriculum vitae 3.2 Secondary profession 3.3 Sexuality 3.4 Political position 3.4.1 Controversial positions 4 History 4.1 Origin 4.2 Childhood diseases 4.3 Incredible growth 4.4 Thwarting a coup d'état 4.5 Advanced web development 4.6 Among assassins 4.7 The plague 4.8 Business as usual 4.9 The revelation 5 Powers 5.1 Primary Powers 5.1.1 Falcon Punch 5.1.2 Falcon Kick 5.1.3 Falcon Arrow 5.2 Secondary Powers 5.2.1 Radioactive caltrops 5.3 Travel powers 6 Vulnerabilities 7 Trivia 7.1 Triple X syndrome 7.2 Web 3.0 7.3 The neutrino anomaly

[edit] Introduction

Humanity is about to evolve into something new. Call it Homo Neo or Human 2.0.

The neutrinos from an exploding supernova triggered a mutation when Sonja was an embryo. The mutation gives her an incredible height of 207 cm, and amazing strength. Another effect of the mutation is that her body can detach malfunctioning organs and send them out trough natural orifices. When she got appendicitis, she prolapsed her blind gut trough anus instead of letting it rot her insides.

Sonja work as a web developer at days, and a ruthless assassin at night.

Sonja kills and beats up people for arousal rather than money, and do therefor offer her services at prices that organized crime cannot compete with. Her low prices have ruined the market for killing and beating, and there's a rumor that the Swedish law enforcement have giver her immunity to reduce the total amount of hired initiation of force.

[edit] Appearance and Outfits

Sonja is notable for her long blond hair and amazing height.

Sonja's favorite colors are purple, blue, yellow and black.

Sonja usually wears her hair tied into a ponytail. Her skin is ivory-colored and she has a strong body. She sometimes use steel chains to keep her breasts in place while fighting.

Sonja has three favorite outfits. The first is a blue spandex shirt, a black tanktop and nylon pants covered with chains, The second is a gray laced suite that expose most of her abs and legs. The third is a skin tight purple pants and a heart-shaped top.

[edit] Affiliations

Enemies Circle of Thorns

Supergroup: Alliance of Power and Domination

Allies: Lenina, Baracus, Mr Goatse, Jonin Ooi, Arsenique

Twitter: http://twitter.com/sonjajohnson

[edit] Relationships

Allied to Jonin Ooi, funder of the Order of the Dark Sun

Usually friend to Lenina, but she has sometimes a hard time to accept her more disagreeable motives.

Have an agreement with Intussusceptor that ensure perpetual peace between the Sweden and the Illuminati. According to the agreement, Illuminati will not attempt a coup d'etat as long as Sonja maintain "Sweden's Road from Socialism".

Hanging around with Baracus, who is also co-funder of the Alliance of Power and Domination.

Meet Arsenique on Hunter's lounge.

Forced Mr Goatse to join her forces during the victory in the war between the Alliance and the Circle of Thorn.

She plans to lust murder David Miscarriage and don't care what Lenina says.

[edit] Personality

[edit] Primary profession

Sonja Johnson is a web developer, with expert knowledge in php, perl, mysql, javascript, css and xml. She favor the Typo3 content management system. She has also notable writing, network security, system maintenance, hardware and design skills.

[edit] Curriculum vitae

Sonja has contributed to Taiga Foundation's web site. WIP

[edit] Secondary profession

Sonja is a ruthless assassin at night. She really likes that job.

She is an entrepreneur and super group base architect. Her assets cover a private clinic, a tiny nuclear reactor, several super computers, hi-tech workshops, teleports to eight locations and a pillar of ice and flames.

[edit] Sexuality

She enjoy to dominate people of all three genders with her superior height and strength. She sometimes gets arousal by the act of killing.

[edit] Political position

Funded the initiative "Sweden's road from socialism". Vote for the Moderate Party. Support death penalty for spammers.

Sonja is a self-described political moderate, who often get complaints from more conservative groups, especially over her support for legalized abortion and gay rights. She takes more moderate views on the death penalty and guns. Sonja holds conservative views on other social issues like drug policy, travel to communist countries like Cuba and Burma, and censorship issues like government regulation of the media and prohibiting flag-burning.

She has been long-regarded as a hawk on foreign affairs, supporting both President Clinton's involvement in Kosovo and President George W. Bush's invasions in Afghanistan and Iraq.

[edit] Controversial positions

Supports the original form of the FRA act.

Strongly supports the “Anti-Phishing Consumer Protection Act of 2008”.

[edit] History

[edit] Origin

Sonja Johnson is the only known human who is directly affected by a supernova. A blue supergiant star in the Large Magellanic Cloud exploded and become a Type II supernova. Despite a distance of 168000 light years, it was visible for the naked eye on earth. The radiation output of the supernova wasn’t evenly distributed, Sonja happened to be in a focal point during foster stage. The density of neutrinos and antineutrinos was millions time higher than the surrounding. While those particles rarely interact with ordinary matter, the count was so high that enough interaction occurred to alter Sonja’s development. Her mutation had no visible effect, and it would take eight years before the first hard signs appeared.

[edit] Childhood diseases

Sonja grew up in a proletarian area in an otherwise wealthy city. She got appendicitis at the age of eight. Without access to a hospital, her loved ones feared she was going to die. But instead of letting a single bad blind gut destroy the entire body, it simply detached and came out trough her anus together with feces. Sonja recovered quickly after it.

[edit] Incredible growth

Sonja has the triple X syndrome, which boosts her growth and physical strength. Her mutation adds several inches too, which yields an incredible final height at 207cm, or 6’9”.

[edit] Thwarting a coup d'état

A powerful group initiated a coup d'état plan where the first wave was to destabilize the Swedish government. A massive anti-personal campaign was launched against their new equality minister. He was accused for things that resembled the Lyndon laRouche campaign against Olof Palme in the 80s. He had poor media training, and his response contained references to animal sex. He fell in the trap and the picture of a ruling Social Democracy with a political incorrect equality minister in the prime time of feminism would be like a death sentence to the party.

Most people failed to see the trap, and believed that the "feminist" campaign was actually feminist and therefor morally right.

Fortunately, there was a handful of free thinking people who was capable of analyzing the situation, and Sonja Johnson was one of them. She contacted the finance minister, and made him make a speech about demography that insulted the elderly. Prime minister Göran Persson had to officially condemn the insulting speech. This moved the public interest and drew away the attention from the propaganda campaign.

[edit] Advanced web development

Sonja is skilled with various web development technologies, like xhtml, css, JavaScript, sql databases, content management systems, php, perl and Ajax. She works for the web bureau Stalk Dot Now.

Sometimes, pure tech sawiness ain’t enough. Stalk Dot Now got a customer who was wanted to get a brand new webpage, with cms and web 2.0. Once the design team came up with a design that would end all designs, everything looked right. However, the company’s domain was locked in by a rouge telemarketing company that tricked them into a very expensive and rigid web solution. It was just impossible to take control of the domain, and it was registered for eight years from now. The right domain name was crucial for the costumer, and a lost deal would seriously harm Stalk Dot Now as well as the costumer.

This is when we need something more than pure tech sawiness. Sonja stalked the rouge telemarketers, sneaked into their lairs and assassinated them. It was Sonja’s first kill. It was a great feeling. Then she had plentiful of time to look for the domain data. She succeeds and the deal was saved. When anyone asked about how she finally got the domain, she mentioned the “web 3.0”.

[edit] Among assassins

Sonja did eventually get in touch with other killers. In secret exclusive lounges, political extremists, assassins, lust murderers, bounty hunters and others killers discussed methods and experience. He meet Mijailo Mijailovic, who had a great interest in knifes and guts, and could talk in passion for hours about the feeling of gutting someone. The combination of borderline personality disorder, rampant nationalism, sexism and lust murder fantasies yielded the perfect killing machine. "gutting a woman is like gutting a fish", he said. Suddenly, his fulfilled his fantasies, and gutted the foreign minister. He was caught on two CCTVs, one that displayed his face in poor quality, and one that displayed his lower parts in high quality. The high quality footage wasn’t published, since the bulge in his pants would shock the people.

She did even meet a gang of five rich boys, when they planned the murder on an immigrant. One of them was the son of a CEO for a large media group, who would work with corrupt lawyers to ensure that their names weren’t leaked to the public in case of a trial. It worked well, their racial motive was covered up, and bloggers who published their names was silenced. Ironically, left-wing Internet activists were most eager to preserve the integrity of the murderers, despite the popular concept of racism as far right.

Another infamous killer was the child murderer Anders Eklund. Unlike the popular myth, Eklund is not single. He did actually ask the other killers if they thought that his girlfriend would be impressed if he told her about his killings. He supports the Social Democrats, and sees himself as the successor to their former leader, who was known as the father of his people. His appearance is similar to him, and he would look familiar to the audience.

[edit] The plague

After a late night on Spandex Plaza, Sonja did feel a little bit weird on her office. It was somewhat like a hangover. Then she remembered the recent food poisoning scandals from restaurants that was controlled by the mafia. As her nausea and stomach ache grew stronger, she didn't doubt it was food poisoning, or at least the winter vomit disease.

She ran to the toilet when she expected a diarrhea attack. But when she sat down, it felt like someone hit her with a sledgehammer in the gut. She gasped for air and felt like fainting. Bowel movements made sounds that resembled breathing dragons. The diarrhea attack was so violent that the noise was heard in the entire building. She lost consciousness for a while. When she woke up, she saw something like a tail hanging out from her anus. It was 20 cm of her large intestine. She fainted again from the shock, and woke up on the hospital.

Her fever exceeded 42 degrees (108 Fahrenheit). The doctors did first think she was just another victim of the food poisoning scandal. She fell in coma, and when she woke up a few days later, she had hemorrhages from eyes and mouth and her skin was covered by blisters. It was now known that the severe illness was caused by an extraordinary lethal strain of the wijnja virus. There were more patients with similar symptoms, and most of them had already died.

Being close to the release, she acquired a dose of germs thousands times higher than the infection threshold and developed Carolina Wijnja Hemorrhagic Fever. The mortality rate of that syndrome is around 98 percent, and there’s no known combination of treatment and body type that ensure survival. Sonja was terrible ill for five weeks, and the doctors were close to abandon the hope several times. During the illness, she was so weakened that she only left the bed when she needed to go to the toilet to poop out parts of her large intestine.

CWHF puts a tremendous stress to all body systems, and the tiny minority that survive it do usually require several months or even years to recover. Sonja recovered in a mere two weeks after the bleedings, seizures and prolapses stopped. Her intestines regenerated and she didn’t get any of the permanent nerve injuries that are associated with the syndrome.

Eventually, Sonja's respiratory system failed. She lost consciousness and the doctors abandoned all hope. They carried her in a body bag to an ice hockey arena, that was used for storing the dead. Against all odds, Sonja woke up after an uncertain amount of time.

[edit] Business as usual

After recovery, Sonja did some psychological tests to check if her brain had recoveres fully as well. Fortunately, her IQ and social abilities where intact. Sonja went back to office after a sickness period of roughly two months.

Her web company Stalk Dot Now had moved because of the epidemic. They do now share the office building with an aid organization. The organization is a costumer to Stalk Dot Now and has to be treated respectfully. But while Sonja likes to work under influence of music, the organization’s mastermind Emilia doesn’t accept it. Emilia doesn’t even accept if Sonja uses earphones. Emilia does even have an authoritarian attitude to her employees. Sonja’s boss Dan Ahlin is eager to keep the peace with the aid organization. “They do good things in the world to help the poor and they are a good costumer”.

One day, Sonja can hear Emilia shouting “¡viva la Represión!” in the phone. She doesn’t speak Spanish at all, but she can clearly feel that the phrase doesn’t fit an aid organization. Sonja secretly leaves her cell phone in audio recording mode when she and her co-workers leave for a coffee break.

[edit] The revelation

Sonja did suspect to hear some bad words about the company and perhaps some verbal attacks on other aid organizations. But she couldn’t imagine the truth. Currently, Emilia’s organization support “la Represión”, a voluntary military operation in Latin America. They are lead by a man with the nickname “Intussusceptor”, who comes from the same city as Sonja! She hear that they fight for "freedom", but she is unsure if they are into the left or the right form.

Emilia also left some clues that indicated a video conference. Sonja install a software on the router to spy on common webcam applications in the network. She get a picture of Intussusceptor's face, and match it with the FRA records for the city. His name is Carl Breitholtz, with a past carrier in Young Conservatives. Must of his close friends and neighbors has escaped the city before curfews was enacted, and the rest lives in quarantine areas. It will be difficult to get information about him trough sheer social engineering. He is probable fighting for fiscal freedom. What's wrong with capitalism anyways?

The next finding is the really shocking one. Emilia has a past in the rightwing feminist group Pregnant Smokers with Attitude, PSWA, that are tied to the Lyndon laRouche movement. PSWA is like an ideological frontend of Feminist Institute of Gender Genetics. Yes, it must be related to the coup d'état.

Sonja decides to keep quiet about it. When the mainstream media get focused on non-issues like if some politicians had a nursemaid ten years ago, the time would be right to reveal it. Today, it’s not very beneficial.

[edit] Powers

[edit] Primary Powers

Sonja has very strong legs, that can cripple the strongest opponent. A direct hit to a head can format a brain, and a kick in the chest can knockback an opponent a long distance. A punch of kick in the stomach can literally rewire the guts.

[edit] Falcon Punch

A successful Falcon Punch requires a focusing energy and win into one's fist, before hitting the target as hard as fucking possible--hopefully dislodging several vital organs along the way.

[edit] Falcon Kick

No matter if it's in the rapid "Thunder Kick" form, or the lethal "Crane Kick" form - Sonja's legs exert the same amount of power as when they make her jump from rooftop to rooftop at 110 km/h.

[edit] Falcon Arrow

Not available in-game. Sonja lift the enemy over her head, perform a back breaker and slam him into the ground with a German suplex.

[edit] Secondary Powers

Sonja has great reflexes against melee and ranged attacks thanks to her nin-jutsu training.

[edit] Radioactive caltrops

Sonja's caltrops do a little more than just slowing down her enemies. By salting them with radioactive polonium, an enemy stepping on them will suffer radiation poisoning.

[edit] Travel powers

She can jump vast distances and don't have to worry about walls and traffic jams. Her strong legs can launch her into air at a blazing speed of 70 miles per hour

[edit] Vulnerabilities

If a malfunctioning organ can't protrude trough natural orifices such as anus, vagina or mouth; Sonja might need healthcare as anyone else.

She is currently weak against hold effects.

[edit] Trivia

[edit] Triple X syndrome

Triple X syndrome, also called trisomy X or 47,XXX, is characterized by the presence of one extra X chromosome in each of a female's cells. Most often, this chromosomal change causes unusual physical features but no medical problems. Females with triple X syndrome are much taller than average and have an increased breast size. Improved intelligence, speech and language skills are also common, but these characteristics vary widely among affected girls and women. Most females with triple X syndrome have increased sexual development and are able to conceive children.

[edit] Web 3.0

Web 2.0 is user-created content and web sites approaching the functionality of desktop applications. Web 3.0 does not just mean some exaggeration of web 2.0, like creating stunning 3d effects. If so, any recent mmo game would be Web 3.0. When Stalk Dot Now claims that they are the one and only web 3.0 company, they offer something that aren't just technological superior, but something completely different.

While web 2.0 fix the problems with static web sites, it doesn't fix the problems with domain napping, domain hi-jacking, rouge telemarketing and spam. When a customer's wished domain name is hi-jacked, when they are tricked into locked-in hosting by a telemarketer or when their mail boxes are clogged by spam, Web 3.0 is to the rescue. Sonja do trace the customer's enemy, and lust murder them. The customer gets their wished domain name and a clean mailbox and everyone is happy.

[edit] The neutrino anomaly

A possible explanation to the increase of the neutrino density might be a tiny black hole on the radiation path. The black hole can bend the rays and focus them on a tiny spot.