AbortionMan
From Handbook of the Union Universe
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[edit] Summary
Once a moderate environmental and anti-consumerist activist, he went hardcore. He dismiss the idea that the market, technological advances and international agreements can solve problems like global warming, and that we need a big global totalitarian government. He also suggest a significant reduction of the global human population.
He do however prefer to work on a small realistic scale. Unwanted and unrealistic pregnancies is a gross waste of time, money and environmental resources. Getting a "bourgeois" safe abortion is problematic in case of teen pregnancy or if the parents disagree. He do therefor offer a low-price back alley abortion, where he punch the woman hard in her womb.
He is running an alternative health business, and do strongly oppose the H1N1 vaccine.
[edit] Affiliations
Friends/Allies:: Lenina, Television
Enemies: Feminists, capitalists, conservatives, techno-utopian, Fox News
Supergroup: Order of the Dark Sun
[edit] Personality
[edit] Alternative health
Abortion Man is running an alternative health business. Here's a list of his most controversial treatments:
[edit] Abortion punch
Vaporize the fetus with a hard punch in the belly!
[edit] Straw pipe in Pulmonary edema
Manually suck out the fluid with a straw pipe.
[edit] Mistletoe in Cancer
AbortionMan treat claims that he can cure cancer with mistletoe extract.
[edit] No vaccines
Vaccines are strictly forbidden, and he claims that the MPR vaccine cause autism, and that the flu shots cause autoimmune diseases like MS and ALS.
[edit] Campylobacter diet
Campylobacter from undercooked chicken is a good way to loose weight, so are lactose intolerance.
[edit] Arsenic for the elderly
Old men should take a 10 mg arsenic trioxide a day to avoid "Lemonparty syndrome".
[edit] Powers
Can deliver powerful blows when he perform abortions, and can dodge the justice with willpower.
[edit] Primary
Birth Control
[edit] Secondary
Willpower
[edit] Vulnerabilities
Unknown...

